I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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