just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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