thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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