Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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