yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Sorry about my life...
I'm too high and old for this...
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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