i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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