good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
