Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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