I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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