Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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