I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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