He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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