Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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