The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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