I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
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I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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