The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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