with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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