tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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