if you like me you must not know who I am
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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