Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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