no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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