it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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