You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The feeling are messing with the penis
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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