thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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