I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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