I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Alive.
So much puke
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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