you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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