any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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