this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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