In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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