I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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