And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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