I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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