Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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