can we get nightvision for the apartment?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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