Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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