this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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