the new term for farting is butt boxing.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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