Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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