hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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