Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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