It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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