Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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