Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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