I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Randomize
