i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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