I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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