I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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