That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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