I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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