she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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