my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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